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[cabbage]  {n.}

1. A stupid person or someone with no mental abilities whatever.

2. Cloth trimmed from a customer's material by a tailor.

3. Pilfer or steal.

[charver] or [charva]  {n.}

1. Sexual intercourse (Polari).

2. A loose woman, someone with whom it is easy to have sexual intercourse, an easy lay.

3. To mess up, spoil or ruin; to fuck up (from 1.).

[Chav]  {n.}

Someone who is, or pretends to be of a low social standing and who dresses in a certain style, typically badly or in sports clothing. Often used as a form of derogation. Sometimes said to be an acronymn for 'Council-Housed and Violent' but  […]

[chav, chavi or chavvy]  {n.}

Child (from the Romany, chavi. Still in common use in rural areas). Also used in Polari since mid 19th century.

[cheers]

a sign of appreciation or acknowledgement, or a drinking toast.

[cheesed off]  {adj.}

fed up, disgusted or angry.

[chippy]  {n.}

a carpenter.

[clock]  {n.}

1. The face.

2. To spot, notice.

3. To hit as in "clock round the earhole".

[cock]  {n.}

1. Penis.

2. Nonsense.

3. A friend or fellow.

[cockup]  {n.}  {v.}

as a noun or verb, blunder, mess up or botch.