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[take the mickey]  {v.}

To tease or mock.

[take the piss (out of)]  {v.}

To mock.

[tart]  {n.}

Commonly a prostitute or term of abuse but also used affectionately for a lover. Shortened version of sweetheart.

[tenner]  {n.}

Ten pounds.

[to be chuffed]  {v.}

to be very pleased about something.

[toff]  {n.}

Posh person

[tosh]  {n.}

Nonsense

[tosser]  {n.}

1. Someone who masturbates (to toss off).

2. Someone the speaker doesn't like (from 1.).

3. An affectionate form of address (from 1.) e.g. "All right you old tosser!"