.Business Slang
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[Link Rot]
The process by which web page's links become obsolete as the sites they're connected to change or die.
[Ohnosecond]
That minuscule fraction of time during which you realize you've just made a terrible error.
[Percussive Maintenance]
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
[Plug-and-Play]
A new hire who doesn't require training.
"That new guy is totally plug-and-play."
[Prairie Dogging]
When something loud happens in a cube farm, causing heads to pop up over the walls trying to see what's going on.
[Salmon Day]
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end.
"God, today was a total salmon day!"
[Seagull Manager]
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves.
[SITCOMs] ("Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage")
What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.