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(1935--)

U.S. comedian

The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.

(1935--)

U.S. comedianfilm-maker

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

(1935--)

U.S. film-maker

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

(1935--)

U.S. film-maker

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

(1935--)

U.S. film-maker

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

(1935--)

U.S. film-maker

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

(1935--)

U.S. filmmaker

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

(1935--)

U.S. filmmakercomic

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

(1935--)

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.

(1935--), Annie Hall

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.