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(1917—1998)

U.S. critic & animal activist, in Who Killed Society?

A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.

U.S. gospel singer

Inside every older woman is a young girl wondering what the hell happened.

(1893—1971)

U.S. politician

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.

(1935--)

U.S. editorial cartoonist

Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.

Douglas Adams was born in Cambridge, England, in 1952. He was educated at Cambridge University, and was active in the Footlights Dramatic Club, a springboard for many British comics. At least some of the this time was spent hitchhiking across Europe  […]

(1865—1944), linguist and writer

You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.

(1929--), American actor

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

U.S. writer

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

(1907—1992)

U.S. politician

Boston--a festering mud puddle.

(1881—1960)

U.S. humorist

In the order named these are the hardest to control: Wine, Women, and Song.