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(1876—1967), West German chancellor

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

(1876—1967), West German chancellor

History is the sum total of the things that could have been avoided.

(1879—1964)

British politician

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

(1879—1964)

British politician

Women have got to make the world safe for men since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

(1879—1964)

English politician

I married beneath me--all women do.

(1879—1964)

English politician

The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women.

Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorry.

(28 February 1962)

Autobiography is now as common as adultery, and hardly less reprehensible.

(1899—1951)

U.S. novelistjournalist

Living is like licking honey off a thorn.

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.