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(14 July 1977)

If homosexuality were the normal way, God would have made Adam and Bruce.

(1917—1993)

English novelist

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.

(1876—1969)

U.S. humorist

Remember, if you can get along with one woman, you can get along with more.

(1876—1969)

U.S. humorist

Do incubator chicks love their mother?

U.S. journalist

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.

(1933--)

U.S. writer

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933--)

U.S. writer

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

(1933--)

U.S. writer

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

(1933--)

U.S. writer

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

(1933--)

U.S. writer

Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.