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We'll have a counseling session later on, and you can tell us how you first found out that you were a heterosexual.

Begin at the beginning and go on until you come to the end; then stop.

Take care of sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

May a rabbit butt you to death!

U.S. politician

What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call.

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down.

(160—43 B.C.)

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff.

(160—43 B.C.), Roman orator and philosopher

You must look out in Britain that you are not cheated by the charioteers.

(160—43 B.C.), Roman philosopher

No sane man will dance.

(160—43 B.C.), Roman philosopher

There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.