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Contents of C:
(1924—1984)
U.S. novelist
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
(1924—1984)
U.S. writer
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.
(1976- )
When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation.
(1945--)
U.S. poet
Write to amuse? What an appalling suggestion! I write to make people anxious and miserable and to worsen their indigestion.
(1884—1949)
U.S. humorist journalist
Some people lose all respect for a lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
(1884—1949)
U.S. humorist journalist
Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger, you may rest assured that he was abnormal.
(1670—1729), Irish poet
I confess to you, I could never look long upon a monkey without very mortifying reflections.
Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.