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Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.

(1874—1936)

British author

I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.

(1874—1936)

English author

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.

(1874—1936)

English author

There is nothing that fails like success.

(1874—1936)

English author

Twenty million young women rose to their feet with the cry "We will not be dictated to," and promptly became stenographers.

(1874—1936)

English writer

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

(1874—1936)

English writer

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

(1874—1936)

English writer

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.

(1874—1936)

English writer

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

(1874—1936)

Heaven sent us soda water as a torment for our crimes.