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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these […]
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show.
When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat.
(1841—1929), French politician
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.
(1841—1929), French politician
War is a series of catastrophes which result in victory.
U.S. journalist, 1983
It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good lawyer.