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The bonds of wedlock are so heavy that it takes two to carry them--sometimes three.

(1824—1895), French playwright & novelist

I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest.

(1824—1895), Pensees d'album

If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, He would kill himself.

(1803—1870), French writer

The Bible says the last thing God made was woman; He must have made her on a Saturday night--it shows fatigue.

(1967--)

When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys.

(1804—1881)

British politician

It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.

(1804—1881)

British politician, attributed to.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

(1804—1881)

British Prime Minister

Books are the curse of the human race.

(1804—1881)

British Prime Minister

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

(1804—1881)

British Prime Minister

Life is too short to be small.