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Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he offers you candy.

U.S. politician

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

(1919—1990)

U.S. publisher

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.

(1879—1962 ), German physician

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.

(1933--) English dramatist

I feel bad that I don't feel worse.

(1937-- )

English cricket player

As one door closes, another slams in your face.

(1874—1963)

U.S. poet

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

(1874—1963)

U.S. poet

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

(1874—1963)

U.S. poet

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

(1874—1963)

U.S. poet

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on.