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(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

Nobody ever fergits where he buried a hatchet.

(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

Politics makes strange post-masters.

(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.

(1865—1959)

U.S. author

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

U.S. columnist

We are the people our parents warned us against.

(1929--)

U.S. cartoonist, "Silvia"

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.