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(1809—1894)

U.S. essayist & poet

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.

(1809—1894)

U.S. essayist, poet

You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

(1841—1935)

U.S. jurist

A man who takes half a page to say what can be said in a sentence will be damned.

Man has his will--but woman has her way!

Nature is in earnest when she makes a woman.

(1918--)

U.S. radio commentator

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

(1873—1936)

U.S. drama critic

The female knee is a joint and not an entertainment.

(1871—1962)

British poet

The handwriting on the wall may be a forgery.

U.S. comedienne

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.