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(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.

(1889—1966)

U.S. humorist

Women are the best other sex men have.

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery--drive fast and join the scenery.

Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.

A poem is no place for an idea.

(1866—1921)

British mystery writer

Though he might be more humble, There's no police like Holmes.

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

(1853—1937)

U.S. humorist

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

(1853—1937)

U.S. humorist

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

(1853—1937)

U.S. journalist

Everyone has something ancestral, even if it is nothing more than a disease.