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"Ars longa, vita brevis."

"The work (art) is long, the life is short."

One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you give a man a stick of TNT, there will be little unidentifiable fish parts all over the village.

(18601921),U.S. musician, critic

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it.

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.

(1497—1580)

Many a good cow hath an evil calf.

(1497?--1580?)

English dramatist

There is more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed.

A dog is not almost human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

A man's tie should never be louder than his wife.