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(January, 1950)

No man is ever old enough to know better.

(1892—1980)

U.S. author

Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.

U.S. philosopher

Two rights don't make a wrong, but three will get you back on the freeway.

(1859—1927)

British author

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

(1859—1927)

British comic writer

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

(1859—1927)

British comic writer

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

(1859—1927)

Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow. It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

(1941--)

U.S. activist

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

U.S. singer

Girls got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.