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I hate to spread rumors--but what else can one do with them.

No animal is so inexhaustible as an excited infant.

(1858—1923), Canadian politician

I must follow them; I am their leader.

(1893—1981)

U.S. screenwriter

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

(1918--)

U.S. advice columnist

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

(1918—2002)

U.S. advice columnist

Know thyself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

(1918—2002)

U.S. advice columnist

Never put off until tomorrow what can be avoided altogether.

U.S. writerspeaker

You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

(1898—1989), Canadian actress

In my own experience, anyone can paint if he doesn't have to.