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"It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. you can always cry later."

Woe unto ye also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, and ye touch not the burdens with one of your fingers.

Daily Mail

(May 16, 1984)

Powerful men often succeed through the help of their wives. Powerful women only succeed in spite of their husbands.

U.S. comedienne, pianist

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

(1483—1546)

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

(1483—1546), German religious reformer

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all.

(1483—1546), German religious reformer

If you're not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

(1946--)

British actress

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

U.S. cartoonist

The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.

(1839—1910)

U.S. humorist

I wasn't born in a log cabin, but my family moved into one as soon as they could afford it.