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(1775—1834)

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.

(1775—1834), poet

He is no lawyer who cannot take sides.

(1775—1834),English poet

Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing puzzles me less, for I never think about them.

(1903—1987)

U.S. politician

But if God had wanted us to think with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?

(1903—1987)

U.S. politician

Men love putting women on a pedestal because it's so much more satisfying when they knock them off.

(1903—1987)

U.S. politician

Nature abhors a virgin--a frozen asset.

(September 15, 1974)

Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has not knocked her out.

It is unclear from historical documentation which war the Salvation Army fought, but it is apparent from their spoils that they won.

(1954--)

U.S. singer

Don't stick your tongue out unless you intend to use it.

(1947--)

U.S. talk show host

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.