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(1947--)

U.S. talk show host

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

(1947--)

U.S. talk show host

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

(1947--)

U.S. talk show host

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

(1863—1945)

English politician

Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around.

For an Irishman, talking is a dance.

If people looked like their passport photos, very few nations would let them in.

U.S. columnist

("Senator Soaper" was his column)

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

U.S. columnist

("Senator Soaper")

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

(1925--)

U.S. suspense writer

I try to leave out the parts that people skip.