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A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.

(1902—1995)

U.S. writer

Apologists for the profession contend that lawyers are as honest as other men, but that is not very encouraging.

(1950--)

U.S. writer

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

(1950--)

U.S. writer

My favorite animal is steak.

(1950--)

U.S. writer

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

(1950--)

U.S. writer

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

(1950--)

U.S. writer

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

(1950--)

U.S. writer

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleeep.

(1950--)

U.S. writer

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

(1950--)

U.S. writer

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.