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U.S. comediantalk show host, June 2004

Researchers in Germany have found a border collie named Rico that can understand more than 200 words. They also discovered a cat that can ignore over 1000 words.

(1914—1981)

U.S. comedian

If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

English novelist (pseudonym for David Moore Cornwell)

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.

(1940—1980)

English musiciancomposer

Women should be obscene and not heard.

U.S. journalist, in Esquire, 1969

Politics is a form of astrology--and money is its sign.

(1905—1987), Hollywood producer

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

(1796—1876), French mathematician

When we ask advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

(1903—1989), Austrian scientist

I believe I've found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It's us.

In jealousy there is more of self love than of love to another.