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(1892—1950)

U.S. poet and playwright

A person who publishes a book wilfully appears before the populace with his pants down.

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.

Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.

(1916--)

U.S. senator from Minnesota, author

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

(1915—1992)

U.S. senator

I am going to introduce a resolution to have the Postmaster General stop reading dirty books and deliver the mail.

(1828—1909), The Ordeal of Richard Feverel

I expect that woman will be the last thing civilized by man.

(1912—1987), Hungarian humorist

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.

(1912—1987), Hungarian writer and humorist

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

(1852—1933), Irish author

I am too much interested in other men's wives to think of getting one of my own.