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(1880—1956)
U.S. journalist
I hate all sports as rabidly as person who likes sports hates common sense.
(1880—1956)
U.S. journalist
I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
(1880—1956)
U.S. journalist
If I ever marry it will be on sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.
(1880—1956)
U.S. journalist
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
(1880—1956)
U.S. journalist
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
(1880—1956)
U.S. journalist
Oh, well, I have always said I would be converted to any religion for a cigar and baptized in it for a box of them.
(1880—1956)
U.S. journalist
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
(1880—1956)
U.S. journalist
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
(1880—1956)
U.S. journalist
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.