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(1880—1956)

U.S. journalist

Women do not like timid men. Cats do not like prudent mice.

(1880—1956)

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

(1880—1956), "What is Going on in the World," American Mercury (November 1933)

No one hates his job so heartily as a farmer.

(Life magazine, August 5, 1946)

The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians.

Life is pleasant and I have enjoyed it, but I have no yearning to clutter up the Universe after it is over.

Never insult seven men if you're only carrying a six shooter.

(1891—1980)

U.S. writer

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question.

(1905—1980)

U.S. historian

This doctrine of the material efficacy of prayer reduces the Creator to a cosmic bellhop of a not very bright or reliable kind.

(1819—1891)

U.S. novelist

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.