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Contents of P:
Wives and watermelons are picked by chance.
There are always two sides to a prediction.
These can never be true friends: hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a goldsmith, a monkey, a doctor, and a distiller.
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Every man loves the smell of his own farts.
A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.
Ignorance is no excuse--it's the real thing.
God is not as severe as he is said to be.
There will be sleeping enough in the grave.
To die and to lose one's life are much the same thing.
