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(1628—1705)

English naturalist

A red-headed man will make a good stallion.

Wash your hands often, your feet seldom, and your head never.

If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera.

God often visits us, but most of the time we are not at home.

(1864—1910), French author

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.

(1864—1910), Journal, ca. 1900

There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last.

I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.

I've never had any problems with drugs, only with policemen.

(1888—1931)

U.S. football coach

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

(1908—1997)

U.S. writer

Don't blame God--he's only human.