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(1908—1997)

U.S. writer

He's very smart. He has an I.Q.

(1908—1997)

U.S. writer

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.

(1908—1997)

U.S. writer

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented.

(1908—1997)

U.S. writer, about W.C. Fields

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

U.S. humorist

How did Buffalo get its start? They cloned Cleveland.

Cigarettes are as American as emphysema and apple pie.

Sure, I've smoked marijuana--many of us going through midlife crisis have. My problem is that I have to be reminded to pass it around.

This is not to agree with Mark Twain's comment about Congress being a notorious criminal class. That is a bit harsh. We must assume they are all innocent--until they learn the ropes.

(1831—1913)

English novelist, Last Pages From a Journal , 1915

Never say anything remarkable. It is sure to be wrong.

(1876—1958)

U.S. mystery writer

Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.