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U.S. journalist, in Technology Review

(Apr 1992)

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

(1931--), Canadian writer

Beauty, like male ballet dancers, makes some men afraid.

(1931--), Canadian writer

Wherever I travel, I'm too late. The orgy has moved elsewhere.

(1923--)

U.S. composer

All men are forced into one of two categories; those with eleven fingers and those without.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

(1947--)

U.S. humorist

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947--)

U.S. humorist

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

(1947--)

U.S. humorist

Never fight an inanimate object.

(1947--)

U.S. humorist

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

(1947--)

U.S. humorist

Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is a good thing. Fleas are interested in dogs.