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(469—399 B.C.)
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
(1849—1912), Swedish writer
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
U.S. doctor and author, in Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945
There are only two things a child will share willingly--communicable diseases and his mother's age.
(1913—1981)
U.S. football manager
Football isn't a matter of life or death; it's much more important than that.
Each of Nature's organisms, when frightened or confused, reacts in a characteristic way: deer flee, blowfish swell up, and government emits pieces of paper.
(1895—1979), Catholic archbishop
The British never remember it, the Irish never forget it, the Russians never make it, and the Americans never learn from it.
U.S. comedian
I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.
The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases.