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(1870 — 1963)

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.

Man does not live by bread alone, but by additives and preservatives as well.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

(1880—1932)

English biographercritic

The horror of getting up is unparalleled, and I am filled with amazement every morning when I find that I have done it.

(1766—1817), French woman of letters

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.

Man puts woman on a pedestal so he won't have to look her in the eye.

"Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent."

U.S. columnist

An ounce of sequins can be worth a pound of home cooking

Ask not what you can do for your country, for they are liable to tell you.

My cup's been run over.