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Where there's smoke, there's smoke.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

(1940--)

U.S. actor

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother.

I don't mind a cat, in its place. But its place is not in the middle of my back at 4 a.m.

Reality is a collective hunch.

(1918--), Scottish author

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.

Only a fool would make the bed every day.

(1855—1920), South African writer

It is delightful to be a woman, but every man thanks the Lord devoutly that he isn't one.

(1940--)

U.S. politician

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both.

There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed.