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(1854—1894)

English author

Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

(1854—1894)

English author

I've a grand memory for forgetting.

(1854—1894)

English author

Wine is bottled poetry.

"Famous Womanisms," U.S. comedian

A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?"

U.S. comic

Where there's a will, there's a dead person.

Drugs. I can take them or leave them. But they're much more effective when I take them.

Where there's a will, there's a dead person.

One difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

(H. H. Munro) (1870—1916), short story writer

Never be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

(H. H. Munro) (1870—1916), The Square Egg, 1924

It takes all sorts to make a sex.