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(469—399 B.C.), Greek philosopherteacher

Call no man unhappy until he is married.

(470—399 B.C.), Greek philosopherteacher

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

(470—399 B.C.),Greek philosopherteacher

My advice to you is get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

(aka David Gerrold

U.S. sci-fi author)

A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.

(aka David Gerrold, US science-fiction author)

A human being is a computer's way of making another computer. Yes, we are their sex organs.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

(495—405), Greek playwright

Not to be born is best.

(1902--1971), English poet

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No'.

(1771—1845)

English clergymanwriter

Soup and fish explain half the emotions of life.

(1771—1845)

English clergymanwriter

I am not fond of expecting catastrophes, but there are cracks in the universe.