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Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?

US comedian

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!

For every person wishing to teach there are thirty not wanting to be taught.

(1879—1955)

U.S. poet, in Opus Posthumous, 1957

A poet looks at the world as a man looks at a woman.

(1920--)

U.S. writer

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.

(November, 1962)

Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.

(1564—1616)

I wonder men dare trust themselves with men.

(1564—1616)

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

(1564—1616), Henry VI Part II, 15978

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Thou hast most traitorously corrupted the youth of the realm in erecting a grammar school.