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(1878—1967)

U.S. poet

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

(1878—1967)

U.S. poet

I've written some poetry I don't understand myself.

U.S. comediennescreenwriter

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

(1890—1975)

U.S. baseball manager

Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.

(1890—1975)

U.S. baseball manager for NY Mets

I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again!

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

(1834—1892)

English Baptist preacherwriter

Of two evils, choose neither.

(1834—1892)

Train your child in the way you now know you should have gone yourself.

(1550—1574)

Horses and poets should be fed, not overfed.

(1922--)

U.S. cartoonist

Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.