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(1934--)

U.S. activist

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

(aka Josh Billings)

(1815—1885)

U.S. humorist

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

U.S. editor of Wine Spectator

Everything in moderation--including moderation.

(1916—1999)

U.S. economist

If it might break, don't go near it.

Where's the 'any' key?

Wow! They've got the Internet on computers now!

(1779—1849)

English humorist

Inconsistency is the only thing in which men are consistent.

Harpists spend 90 percent of their lives tuning their harps and 10 percent playing out of tune.

I have learned throughout my life as a composer chiefly through my mistakes and pursuits of false assumptions, not by my exposure to founts of wisdom and knowledge.

Just as appetite comes by eating, so work brings inspiration, if inspiration is not discernible at the beginning.