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Mark Twain

(1835—1910)

Man--a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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(1835-1910) I do not like work even when another person does it. www.english-slang.com

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(1835-1910), Following the Equator, 1897 In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. www.english-slang.com

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(1835-1910) I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. www.english-slang.com

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(1835-1910) When you cannot get a compliment by any other way pay yourself one. www.english-slang.com

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