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(1868—1938)

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

(1925- )

U.S. author

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

(1925- )

U.S. writer

Never have children, only grandchildren.

(1925--) in New York Times (Feb. 4, 1973)

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

(1751—1826) Often attributed to Martin Luther.

Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long.

(1947--), sci-fi author, Steel Beach

Never trust anybody who says "trust me." Except just this once, of course.

(1931--)

U.S. poet

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen,  […]