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A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time--pills or stairs.

(1947--)

U.S. singer

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.

(1924- )

U.S. Democratic politician

If you don't have a policeman to stop traffic and let you walk across the street like you are somebody, how are you going to know you are somebody?

(1647—1680)

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.

(1767—1832), German writer

Life is a quarantine for paradise.

(1926--)

British writer

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

(1926--)

British writer

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

(1926--)

British writer

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.

U.S. comedy TV writer

I think, therefore I'm single.